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Toddlerpede Feeder by Beau White
My good friend and neighbor Beau White recently completed a mixed media portrait of myself caught in the act of devouring a Toddlerpede. This is the most life like portrait I have ever seen of myself and I feel very honored to have been immortalized by such a great artist. I would like to point out that I have never actually eaten or abused a Toddlerpede and the scenario depicted in this portrait is purely fictional, invented by the twisted mind of Artist extraordinaire, Beau White.
Right: PedeFeeder, watercolor, gouache, colored pencil, pastel, 2007.
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We can’t be sure of your claims of innocence Jon. I seem to recall comments you made about ants some time ago. One is then also prompted to ask the question of why you are breading these creatures in the first place? Beau’s artwork was obviously commissioned by you to hang in the office of your breeding compound to stroke your sense of self grandioseness, and further your misguided sense of creator god, having complete control of life and death over your squirming minions. The portrait is obviously set in your subterranean lair deep underground where your deeds can go unchecked.
But in this misguided display of pride of your nefarious deeds has been your undoing.
We’re on to you!
I’m far from convinced also Jon, the absolute look of delight is far to realistic to be faked and I have made my thoughts on this clear before
I’m innocent.