by omnicron » Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:45 am
ANNOUNCEMENT: MODERN ART IS DEAD BECAUSE MODERN ARTISTS BELIEVE IN NOTHING.
Last night I fell asleep after a quiet evening of baked beans with grilled bacon. Anyway, I fell asleep like any normal night then entered R.E.M. state of sleep, whence one begins to dream. I saw the long ago passed away great artist Salvador Dali. He was riding a chariot like a caboose on a train. Only the train was pulled by a great locomotive and the chariot was the only car on the train. The train stopped and Dali looked at me. I looked into those paranoiac seeing eyes and suddenly blinked out.
He had borrowed my brain. For about an hour, I was asleep and dreaming, but I don't remember a thing of that time, because Dali was using my living substance from across the chasm between the living and the dead. What he did, I have no clue, because as I said I was on the other side temporarily as this passed artist did what it is he liked.
I woke up much later and went to shave in the morning. For some reason, I forgot to shave my mustache.
by Paul F.
